Long Sleeve Tee — "Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy a Jet Ski" Humorous Graphic
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Reviews & Ratings
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This long-sleeve tee carries a dry, witty voice—white block text on black that reads like a joke told by your most honest friend. The front gives a cheeky line about money and jet skis; the back follows with a punch about online shopping carts. The classic fit and medium-weight vintage cotton feel make it comfortable layered under a jacket or worn solo on cooler evenings. Tubular knit construction keeps the silhouette clean, and ribbed cuffs and collar hold their shape through repeated wear. For someone who collects smart, slightly sarcastic statements, this shirt becomes a go-to for running errands, late-night hangouts, or casual weekend plans where humor does the talking.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a substantial, lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and cuffs that retain shape
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit
- Runs slightly small — consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
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