Simple, bold, and a little cheeky — this kids' tee speaks up with clean typography and a wink. The black midweight cotton feels soft against skin and holds shape through play. Short sleeves and a classic crew neckline keep it comfortable for school days, family outings, and lazy weekends. The front states "TAX MAN IS HERE." in clear, confident type; the back continues the joke with a smaller line: "I'M NOT AVOIDING RETIREMENT, I'M SUSPENSE-BUILDING." Together they create a playful, grown-up sense of humor kids can wear with a grin.

This shirt’s smooth, tubular knit means no side seams to rub or bunch during recess. The ribbed collar stretches and returns, so the neck won’t sag after wash-and-wear. Shoulder tape stabilizes the back for long-lasting fit, and tear-away labels keep the neck scratch-free. Ethically grown US cotton gives a soft handfeel and reliable durability parents appreciate.

Product features
- 100% midweight US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) — soft, season-spanning fabric
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, comfortable fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape — retains shape and prevents stretching
- Pearlized tear-away inner label — scratch-free comfort for kids
- DTF/DTG printed text — crisp, durable typography with compliant materials (REACH, Oeko-Tex)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean