Inhouse product
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This relaxed cotton tee speaks with quiet confidence. On a rich, earthy fabric the front reads, “INVESTING IS LIKE WATCHING PAINT DRY.” and the back continues with a sharper note: “INVESTING WITHOUT RESEARCH IS LIKE SKYDIVING WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.” It’s a low-key way to share a wry take on markets and methodical thinking — subtle, smart, and a little ironic.
Wear it on research days at the office, while meeting fellow investors at a coffee shop, or when you want to start conversations at meetups. The classic crew neck and roomy cut let you layer it under a blazer or pair it with jeans. It settles into everyday routines the way a steady portfolio grows: simple, deliberate, and built to last.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) for durable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, long-lasting shape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape to resist stretching over time
- DTF & DTG printed details for crisp front, back, sleeve and inner neck graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat