Funny Quote Tee — "Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy a Jet Ski"
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Reviews & Ratings
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Lightweight, everyday tee with a deadpan sense of humor. The soft heather fabric and classic crew neckline let the quips sit casually on your chest and back without shouting — a subtle wardrobe wink for people who collect clever one-liners. Wear it on slow weekends, during errands, or while lounging after a long day: the relaxed fit and smooth print keep the shirt comfortable and low-key, while the understated grey and minimalist text let the message do the talking. It feels lived-in from the first wear, holds its shape, and won’t irritate your neck thanks to the ribbed collar and tear-away label.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction reduces seams and fabric waste for a clean, smooth look
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (heather blends where applicable) — durable yet breathable at 180 g/m²
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Soft, scratch-free experience with tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main prints, ensuring detailed, long-lasting text
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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