Inhouse product
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Light, clever, and quietly confident — this crewneck speaks with dry humor and effortless style. The soft midweight fabric drapes cleanly over layers, while laser-sharp text on the front and back delivers two little winks to anyone who gets your shopping-game energy. Wear it on slow weekends, long drives, or while sipping coffee and scrolling carts. The neutral tone and subtle typography keep the look polished, while the roomy classic fit makes it easy to move, lounge, or layer under a coat. It’s the kind of sweatshirt that reads like your personality: low-key, witty, and built to last.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, neck, waistband and cuffs for long-lasting wear
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with tear-away inner label for comfort and shape retention
- Embroidery and printed label options; OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean